Explore the collections.

An Assortment of Approved Merchandise.

Our products have been organized into collections for your convenience.

Each contains original designs developed around a particular theme, aesthetic, or questionable creative decision.

Please browse responsibly.

The Pulp

Collection

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Inspired by vintage science fiction, sensational headlines, mysterious occurrences, and a complete disregard for reasonable explanations.

REVIEW THE EVIDENCE

The Questionable Destinations Collection

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A selection of scenic locations, dubious accommodations, and travel experiences best appreciated from a safe distance.

PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK

The Whimsy

Collection

Cheerful colors, peculiar creatures, and an assortment of designs that Creative insists are perfectly normal.

ENCOURAGE THE BEHAVIOR

The After Dark

Collection

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Strange happenings, suspicious shadows, and seasonal disturbances. Management has been assured that everything is under control.

INVESTIGATE FURTHER

The Pattern

Collection

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A collection of familiar colors, questionable combinations, and patterns you may recognize from a childhood bedroom. Creative maintains that these were good decisions the first time around.

REVISIT THE EVIDENCE

The Formerly Modern Collection

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A collection celebrating the technology, conveniences, and cultural innovations that were once considered the height of modern living. Progress has since made other arrangements.

REVISIT THE PAST

The Modern Living

Collection

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Bold geometrics, cheerful florals, and color combinations once considered the height of sophisticated interior design. Management sees no reason to question them now.

VIEW THE COLLECTION

The Found Items

Collection

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An assortment of misplaced property, recovered artifacts, and objects of uncertain origin. Questions regarding their previous ownership should be directed elsewhere.

EXAMINE THE CONTENTS

The Tasty Treats

Collection

An assortment of sweets, snacks, and food-related nonsense presented on items that are not intended for consumption. The distinction has apparently become necessary.

INSPECT THE MENU

Nothing of Interest?

Additional designs are developed and released at the discretion of Creative.

Marketing is generally informed afterward.

VISIT THE FULL ETSY SHOP

Explore the collections.

An Assortment of Approved Merchandise.

Nothing of Interest?

Additional designs are developed and released at the discretion of Creative.

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